Welcome to Hockery Holes!

It's a sub-sub-suburban paradise featuring rows upon rows of identically-affordable, identically white, beige and tan aluminum-sided 4 bedroom houses line streets laid across the perfectly-flat land in grids as perfect as the corn that once grew on the farmland they replaced.

Surrounded by cornfields, a lard factory, and Ol' Heezy Wheez's Junkyard 'n Garbage Dump, Hockery Holes is miles from Nowhere, next door to Normal, and about three counties over from where Zeus left his shoes.

With its Mal-Wart supplying endless truckloads of cheap foreign goods, Hockery Holes also has its own school, church and nice solid perimeter wall to keep the inside in and the outside out. It's so safe and convenient! What else could anyone possibly need? Who would want to go anywhere else?

The Freaky Frankenbike Patrol,
that's who!

While most kids are content to play baseball and learn about turtles at the Hockery Holes Park District Day Camp, Joey, M. Margaret, Squarehead, Lily, Flynn and Robyn are CONVINCED that the world must have more to offer. And they often find that adventure is anywhere you look for it.

Like modern-day Drs. Frankenstein, these six WILDLY CREATIVE MIDDLE-SCHOOL MISFITS build the CRAZIEST BIKES you’ve ever seen and drive them all the way to ADVENTURE above ground,
below ground, and everywhere in-between.

Dodging authority in general and the dim-witted Tools In The Van in particular, the 21st-century pioneers of the Freaky Frankenbike Patrol ride their kinda-trusty home-made steeds-of-freedom
in an endless adrenaline-charged exploration of that wide-open frontier called THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE.

Genre: 2D Animation
Ages: 6-11
Television: 52x11 min episodes in development
Production and Distribution Partners:
Europe and Middle East: Jetix Europe
Everywhere else: Eat Your Lunch

For worldwide television sales and licensing opportunities, please contact Dave Skwarczek at +1-773-263-5380.

Freaky Frankenbike Patrol was created by Dave Skwarczek. Character designs and artwork by Michael Fleming.
Music: An edit of "Bicycle, Bicycle" by Be Your Own Pet.

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